Our Editor is Back

Sorry for the lack of news for the past few months. We have had to deal with legal battles because our chief editor, Nobody III, refused when another man, Dweezil Hooker, proposed to him. Hooker sued, claiming to be "heartbroken", and claimed that Nobody "refused purely because of his homophobia." Nobody argued that he couldn't be legally required to marry anyone, but he lost in court. The judge ruled that Nobody was guilty of discrimination, and required him to undergo sensitivity training, and to marry Hooker when he finished. During sensitivity training, Nobody discovered that she was actually was a lesbian woman, and appealed the ruling. The new judge overruled the previous decision, and determined that "Nobody should not be forced into a marriage to anyone of the opposite gender." She is now resuming her position as chief editor.